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G THANG

by Len Kalane

By THATCAR.co.za

Growing up, the letter G meant a lot of things.

Snoop Dogg certainly didn’t help simplify things, either. 😂

We would say things like, “My G!” — meaning my gangster. “OG” meant original gangster. “E authi, I spoke to G” meant you spoke to God, or you had been to church.

Nothing but a G thang!

And how can we forget the G-Wagon?

You hear “G-Wagon”, and suddenly all other words come to a standstill.

Show some respect!

Even on the highway, you step aside and let the G pass. Ladies go weak at the knees when a guy parks his G-Wagon.

Or at least, that’s what I imagine happens. 😂

But where does this name come from? Why is it called the Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon?

Well, that’s why I’m here: to be that G  (ThatCar-G.)who tells you a thing or two and educates you.

(Get it? THATCAR-G! I thought it was clever.)

LET’S GO BACK IN TIME

Back in the 1970s, the Shah of Iran, Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, suggested that Mercedes-Benz develop a tough, capable military off-roader.

A go-anywhere vehicle.

I mean, the Jeep was doing it, so why couldn’t Mercedes-Benz?

After all, Mercedes-Benz was already synonymous with engineering excellence.

The company agreed, and the vehicle was developed through a collaboration between Daimler-Benz and Steyr-Daimler-Puch, with production taking place in Austria.

By 1979, the civilian version was introduced, eventually becoming known as the G-Class, or G-Wagon.

Now, unlike other Mercedes-Benz models, such as the A-Class, C-Class, E-Class and S-Class, the letter G actually means something.

It comes from the German word Geländewagen, meaning “cross-country vehicle”.

How boring!

English can be so boring, honestly.

I mean, compare Geländewagen to cross-country vehicle.

Imagine if Volvo had called its V60 Cross Country the Volvo V60 Geländewagen.

I’d buy one just for the name! 😂

 

FROM THE MILITARY TO THE STREETS

Remember, the original purpose of the G-Wagon was to serve as a military vehicle.

And guess what?

It still does.

Military versions of the G-Class continue to serve armed forces around the world, with various countries using the platform in different capacities.

But it’s the civilian versions that really made the G-Wagon a cultural icon.

From rugged workhorse to luxury status symbol, the G has managed to do something very few vehicles can: remain recognisable for decades while becoming increasingly desirable.

THE DIFFERENT GENERATIONS

Over the years, the G-Wagon has evolved through several generations, but its unmistakable boxy shape has remained.

THE W460 — THE ORIGINAL

The original G-Class arrived in 1979, establishing the foundations of what would become one of Mercedes-Benz’s most recognisable vehicles.

It was built for durability and off-road ability, rather than making a fashion statement outside Sandton City.

Although, let’s be honest, it does that rather well today.

THE W463 — MY FAVOURITE

Introduced in 1990, the W463 brought a more luxurious approach to the G-Class while retaining its serious off-road credentials.

And this is where things get interesting.

The G55 AMG is one of my personal favourites.

That combination of an imposing shape, a luxurious cabin and a powerful AMG engine is something special.

One day, when I have the time, I’ll find one and test it on our channel.

You can find us on YouTube here:

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THE W463A — 2018 TO 2024

The W463A brought further refinement and modern technology while keeping the familiar G-Wagon design.

And, of course, AMG gave us another fire-breathing version.

Because what’s the point of having a massive, square luxury SUV if you can’t make it sound like it’s angry at the entire world?

THE W465 — THE CURRENT GENERATION

The current W465-generation G-Class, particularly in AMG G 63 form, is an absolute monster.

Under the bonnet sits a 4.0-litre twin-turbocharged V8 petrol engine, producing approximately 430 kW and 850 Nm of torque in the latest specification.

It literally breathes fire!

You know those dragons you see in movies?

I doubt they have this much power. 😂

Let me put those numbers into perspective.

Take a Golf GTI — you know, the one you all love.

Now imagine taking two of them and combining their power.

You’d still be short of the G 63’s 430 kW.

You’d need to throw in a Polo Vivo for good measure!

Do you now understand just how powerful this thing is?

SO, MY G… I hope you’ve learnt a thing or two.

May G bless you, and may you and your OGs keep it real.

Nothing but a G thang! 🤜🤛

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